Confessionals

[michael]

I should probably do some sometime

[michael]

ROUND 1
Some music for yall when reading

Its been pretty easy tbh. I started out talking to anyone I possibly could. So I might give a run down on my faves.

1. Vanessa: She is adorable. I feel bad about my last post about her because at that point I wasn't sure if she was an elaborate troll or not but she isnt. Shes a lovely, lovely lady. I know I said I would never screw my game up but for Vanessa I would. Shes amazing and so cute. She is coming on a bit strong though reminding me every five seconds how much she loves me Shes amazing but girl, lets get some work done! I could see us working together a long way.

2. Zach: I like zach a lot but I think everyone likes Zach alot. I am willing to work with him but I am acutely aware how popular this bitch probably is. Hes very charming. Maybe a bit too much of a goody two shoes and I dont do my full shctick with him because I dont think he would respond well to it. Still hes a good lad.

3. Jackie: Ugh I love Jackie but I am worried I might have screwed up with her. More on that later. She is hilarious and we get each other. I loooooooove her. I want her around because shes fun.

4. Kev/Adam/Godfrey: To me these guys are the same. A lot of fun and I do a much, much bigger "BRO" schtick with them and they eat that shit up. I like em though, good solid lads and I can see myself working with them.


7. Penny/Aisha: I like these girls. I am liking em more and more each time we talk and they are moving up quickly. Aisha is more fun but Penny is smarter a bit I think. 


The rest of these hoes sort of blend into each other. Pilar is clearly an english as a second language person (good for you bae), Charlotte, Gerry and Sara are pretty boring :/ I liked a few chats with sarah and charlotte but as a whole meh. Audrey is just shady as fuck. John talked early but now hes quiet  


The vote was sposed to be easy and logging on once I saw the noms I thought obviously ray was going since he was inactive. Then I get on and everyones uneasy saying how audrey wants aisha out for some stupid reason and they dont want to rock the boat. I said FUCK that and worked the whole night on people and I changed the vote to Ray. Other people might try take credit but that was 100% me lol. Vanessa worked on it too so maybe she can get 30% of the credit Shes so precious . LOL and then after I had changed the vote Audrey just starts messaging me saying Oh I think that Aisha should stay now since shes putting in effort. LOL OKAY BISH you were dead set on her 2 minutes ago when you thought you had the majority. I think not many people know that I got the vote changed which is also good. I tried to do it very subtley. Whatever. Anyway the one mistake I made was letting loose that Jackie told me she wants aisha out. I love Jackie but I told Kev and he started blabbing it around. THANKFULLY I dont think he credited me as the source but if he does Jackie might have to go. 


Anyway I think I am well in control of this right now your welcome. 

[michael]

Oh also 3 people know I am really Australian: Vanessa, Kevin and Jackie.

[michael]

Also S/O to kat for liking all my posts I appreciate that bae this win is for you

[Kat]

You shoulda put better music

[michael]

[michael]

L M A O

Aisha winning HOH is perfect for me. PERFECT. hahhahhahahhahahhahhaha

also wtf at me being funniest not being unanimous fuck that.

[michael]

Yay I finished my assignment now I have some time for this

[michael]

Since its my birthday tomorrow this is incredibly appropriate listening music.


Shout out to titty boi aka 2 chainz aka the yam master.


Anyway whats good! Its been a while. Basically I just want to update y'all on small stuff thats happening but its not too major because you know how ya boi does it I'm safe for the week so who gives a shit, feel me?


So basically my goal last week succeeded- I got Aisha off almost single handedly (bit of help from the V g.oddessa) and then she wins immunity which is actually what I was hoping for. This means that

1) I dont have to get my hands dirty. Seeing as I was the one who helped her the most alongside Van she trusts me alot and asked me for a lot of advice. She also told me whatever I asked in regards to what people were telling her. We kinda compared notes.
2) This starts up an Aisha vs the rest sort athing. A lot of people are still not really happy Aisha survived last vote and the longer she is around as a target the longer she is a shield for me. I just have to make sure that when she starts thinking more for herself and finishes her usefulness as a shield (you cant have a sentient shield that shit dont work). 

Anyway I thought I could keep Jackie safe this week but it was not to be Jackie UNFORTUNATELY could not be as active as she would like to be so Audrey caught up and overtook her in Aishas eyes. Aint a damn thing I could do without being super obvious. I rank Jackie above Aisha in my allies but I love Aisha too. Still this means I tell Jackie a lot of things Aisha tells me and now Jackie has beef with Audrey for fucking her over lol. Basically everyone is angry at everyone but me. Well I say everyone, thats like 2 people lol. Everyone else is still chilling. Soon I want to get rid of Audrey though, she is not an option for me and I dont need her being one for anyone else ykwim? If I can back door her then so be it.


I would like to keep all the good people around till the last possible moment but thats just not possible cos they would turn on me before then alol. Still, once I get rid of Audrey I am more than happy to take out a few less active people and lay l low for a bit. 


Quick rank of allies:
1. Vanessa
2. Jackie
3. Zach
4. Aisha
5. Kevin/Adam
7. Godfrey 
8. JMac

The rest I dont really care about it. You may now worship me more  

[Kat]

Happy birthdayyy

[michael]

Naw :

[michael]

This time I didn't enjoy getting rid of gerr bear so the music will be more accurate



So yaaay holla @ chaboy Michael getting 2/2 of his targets goneeee. Aisha put up Gerr bear because I told her too and then put up Jackie who I did NOT tell her to so obviously I had to get the one I told her to put up out. I think Gerry thought he was WAY more active than he was because that mofo messaged me like 3-4 times this whole game. I heard he messaged charlotte more but that bitch doesnt message much either so like lollllllllll. By Gerry we hardly knew ya.


I think this week I'll be looking to cement my relationships outside of the girls. I cant make them super tight because then that could be exposed but if I have some threads out there that I can pull tight if need be (for example if the boys keep winning HOH) then that would be good. Luckily Godfrey and I have a real good relationship so I dont mind him winning at all. I think we have a duo deal? Not F2 but basically like we are like broskis which I am cool with. He already told me he wants to get out the inactives, which no one is inactive but really includes sara, charlotte and jmac. Jmac is the obvious choice becuase the mofo hasnt messaged anyone in 4 days but honestly I'd rather one of the girls out. Not because I think there is a girls alliance but I dont want them to have the OPTION of a girls alliance you know what I mean? Like we get to F10 and theres 3 dudes it would be pretty easy option for some of the stronger girls to push the less savy into. I am not really worried about that because I mean I am closer to those savy girls then the shitty girls are but still, if I can close off that option I will. So my preference would be Charlotte to go but if JMac does then I dont really care.

In other news Vanessa is trying to set up a three way () between me and Zach which I dig, Zachs got a good head on his shoulders. Still waiting to hear back on that. The boys are weird in that we all say we all like each other but they all lack initiative, none of them want to suggest an alliance. I feel like almost putting it out there but I dont want it ever traced back to me so I am keeping quiet. One will eventually. Jackie is still as precious as ever and I love her. Aisha has kinda dropped off a bit because she is no longer in direct danger and I cant blame her for it. Vanessa is still an angel who rescues animals and saves the world I love her, number one for me for sure. Audrey is okay but shes shady and smart. Shes my real "target" for this prejury stage and I want her out soon. if I can get a backdoor happening in the next three rounds I'd be happy and I could make it look like Jackie is pushing for it EASILY. 


Anyway idk what yall want to hear but thats it from me rn ya boi michael signing off.

[Ika / Diva]

enjoyed it all that's wassup

[michael]

love u boo

[michael]

Omg I found this gif of myself