episode 0 - final 16

[godfrey]

mic check one two?

oh hello! hows it going

WHUDDUP!!!! holla, konichiwa. my name is jp but in this game imma be godfrey. i know what your saying, "johnathan peter why the FUCK arent you playing as jp from the same season as godfrey?" and imma tell you that he's LAME and doesn't deserve to share my name

AIGHT onto the juicy stuff. so this is my first bb game, my fourth alias game. now i used to play reddit games where i was shitty but i've evolved into alias games, and so far i've played 1st, 3rd, and 2nd in that order. suffice to say, i got a high opinion of myself walking in. if i get fourth or worse, it'll literally be the worst ive done in these types of games. the pressure's on baby! does this mean imma stress strategically and be all "GOTTA MAKE THOSE MOVES" all over the damn place? HELL no, that's now how i operate. 

you see, im a one trick pony. i walk into these games nowadays with the same goals in mind. SOCIAL baby. if people like me, no one'll want me gone. simple right? now i know your gonna say "but godfrey, if your TOO social, your gonna stink up the place and get voted out for being a threat." and i say... TRU

so to counter this, i'm playing dumb. it's that simple. this offers a new dilemma, how im gonna prove to a jury who thinks i'm a idiot that i deserve to win. not gonna lie, it's an issue. in the game i got 2nd, i had to prove a jury that i was smart, and i dont always succeed. however in survivor twisted, i had my shit together and got that W with my social game despite my strategic weaknesses. it's just gonna be a bit of a struggle. send each juror into the jury house with a favorable opinion of me, and then maybe make a nice move or two to boot.

basically, i'm gonna be social, but be stupid. make it far, have luck on my side, and get 3rd or better and i'll consider that a moral victory. i wanna keep up that average placement baby!!!!

AIGHT now to talk to people to raise that social game lol. looking forward to kickin some BOOTY!

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also may i just say that this site looks smooth like butter, you guys did a good job.

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finally aisha made an account, goddamn

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yoyoyoyyoo whatttup you know who it is!

in this game of kings, queens, princes, princesses, assassins, and generals godfrey the jester is gonna stand tall, you better BELIEVE that! tbh i have no idea what i'm doing since i only know survivor, and i've never played bb, but i'll wing it. i've seen quite a few bb seasons so i'll just do the shit they do.

so far here's my highly assumptious opinions on my competition.

audrey - i like audrey so far, she's nice and social and doesn't forget about me or leave me hangin.

john - i thought i'd like john at first cause he picked to play as john, but the guy is surprisingly dull and i dont really get good vibes from the guy. like... he's just dull. idrk what else to say about him. i talked to him for about an hour this morning and i can't tell you a single thing about the guy aside from his easy ass job, and it's just his thing i guess.

michael - dude is enthusiastic... but it doesn't feel genuine. like he's faking the excitement. i dunno, he emphasizes a lot when he should just kinda let it all roll out naturally. dig him tho otherwise!

penny - calling it now... the next HBIC domme. there's one in every game and it's this chick. i get those vibes.

ray - i like ray! kinda got nasty with him a little too leisurely haha and i regret that but the guy gives me some quality vibes. diggin him, what is he, a doctor?

pilar - my closest canadian pal, i love me some pilar. i kinda drift from our conversations a lot but i always get back to her. we have a showmance lite right now, kinda flirty fun. i'm gonna offer her a dealio in the next few days so i have some insurance. gotta get close somehow!

zach - i also really like zach, he's a fly guy. want to work with him in the early rounds aswell.

adam - started off really playing up the stereotype and i'm not a huge fan of that but he simmered out and i liked him more as our chat went on. semi-good vibes from adam.

charlotte - the geordie girl, i dont remember much so she's just kinda vanilla i guess.

gerry - i actually get bad vibes from gerry but i feel like he gets good vibes from me, like it's kinda flipped around. so that reason alone makes me want him around a bit longer. i like him enough as a person, it's just the way he talks kinda seems like he wants me to like him a little too much you know? super social.

everyone who i didn't list is someone who i haven't spoken to yet!

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kevin and i made a date to do this challenge at 12pm est, where are you dudeski???

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i haven't even met the guy yet so this is really ruining my first date experience

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aisha came online today... messaged me once and then bailed. thanks aisha.

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haha so hey, i dont know what the fuck i'm doing here strategy wise. who wants to tell me how to do better in this compared to survivor.

should i link up with someone or should i just be the dark night? i have no idea wtf i'm doing. just kinda talking around and being stupid, it can only last for so long know what i mean?

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i added a new pic to my aim and everyone acts like i bought the bombest pair of jeans from the store, people keep on complimenting it.

it feels kinda odd, not even gonna lie.

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so aisha's been crazy these last few days apparently, audrey feels like she's been guilt tripping and being vocal about her disinterest for audrey and shit like that, so audrey would prefer aisha gone.

i'm thinking thats fine. i had a solid chat with ray early on and like him more. sometimes a little crazy is good, but when we have 16 people, a little crazy is actually very bad. shits already crazy with just the sheer amount of people, i dont want aisha walkin around being a basket case and causing trouble.

good ol mikey mike beveridge told me, literally, that "he likes a little personality". like i dunno, thats a lot of red flags in my eyes. if you like someone who lives life on the crazy side in an already crazy game like big brother, you just like causing trouble. not a fan, and i've been looking at michael with a side eye ever since the beginning of this game. he's looking like a little evil.

anyways, since audrey really wants aisha gone i was thinking of working up to audrey and talking to her a bit more since she and i want the same thing. audrey seems to have a cool head and seeing aisha go would keep things settled for a little while. sounds good for godfrey.

in terms of strict allies, i have no alliance yet. just working that social game. p soon i'm gonna set up a final 2. this is my checklist for every game.

episode 1: chat people up
episode 2: create a tight final 2
episode 3: make an alliance.

gotta lay out the plan for me to trot along and get that win. i dont want to move fast cause if i rush people into an alliance, then i'm that asshole who rushed people into an alliance. if someone offers me an alliance before i set one up, then that's rad and i'll honor it, but if no one gives me any alliance offers... i gotta put matters into my own hands to ensure that i got SOME backup if i go on the block or w/e.

adam mentioned offhand that he thinks he knows who i am, which is kinda funny cause someone did this shit in survivor pure too. i have no idea who he is and im not gonna push him to find out, but the next game i join i gotta figure out how to hide my identity better cause with how well i do in these games, my reputation can be a target.

ball to hard motherfuckers will wanna find me, you know how it goes