Always Aisha

[aisha]

Nov 9, 2015 21:59:30 GMT aisha said:

I hope this round is a double eviction I'd laugh so hard tbh

lmao when Charlotte confirms this is true??? how is she more informed than me WHAT IS THIS




as a disclaimer I'd like to make it clear that I like Charlotte and think she's a doll of a human (but not the bad kind of d0ll) but I can't help but rag on her when everything about her seems like a parody account run by the onion

[aisha]

Charlotte as first juror is probably the least exciting first juror ever it's like Kelly being merge boot in worlds apart such a non entity

Adam being first juror would be FUN and pili says she has the votes to tie it but idk if I believe it or not

[aisha]

IM LOVING THIS BITCHES

[aisha]

I made a drinking game out of the paranoia of last night. I'll be sure to write out the rules later. just know I got buzzzzzzzed

[aisha]

goddammit i was gonna make notes of the shit in the game today after class and i get on and THE BOARDS ARE LOCKED LMAO! perfect timing aisha

[aisha]

well we went from one insane round to an EVEN MORE INSANE ROUND! things are turning into bb6 in here and i am living for it.

so i introduce you to...       PARANOID PARTYING

with your hostess with the mostest

AISHA MCKINNON!

here's how it works!


i will be detailing the events of the round, playing a particularly close mind to yesterday which was probably the craziest and most eventful 24 hours of any big brother org i have ever been in. whenever i mention anything that is listed as a reason to drink, you all have to drink! to help remind you, i'll be sure to post like gifs of people drinking or something.

so, the factors for when you must drunk are:

• when someone mentions an alliance they aren't in 
• when someone goes on a rant about someone else
• when someone accuses someone of something purely out of paranoia

annnnnnnnd we're off! it is time to get SMASHED!

so let's start with the announcement of nomination results.


adam is the first to notice when results go up. immediately he is panicking about who could've possibly given him points, how he thought me and him were so definitely safe, and then he says "it had to be the canadians. they have to be an alliance. zach turned on us, he went with the canadians, he used us for info..... etc" which knocks out three factors in one. so, 3 for 1!

following this, michael exploded into the scene. and guess what he said? the exact. same. thing. adam. did.

michael takes it further though. he goes on to talk shit about jackie, and how she fucked us over and how the "other side" has to be on to us, and she had to tell them everythong after she was evicted. and i mean, yes, it's true, jackie did spread our alliance after her eviction, but WOULDNT YOU BE MAD IF THIS HAPPENED TO YOU MICHAEL? i love ya kid but come the fuck on. if you formed an alliance of your favorite people in the game and within that same round the entire alliance turned on you and evicted you but lied about it... i think you'd be pissed too.

anyway, defending jackie is not necessary anymore. instead i'll cotninue to let her detractors suffer every waking day on their own accord. it's really working so far!


so, after michael's angry rant about jackie that required a shot or two to sit through, vanessa decided to bust in with her own theories. now, i'm not sure if she mentions this in her DR (or if its true or not, because she really talks about "coming back to orgs" too often for it to seem organically true) but vanessa has a shitty memory. this is why all her messages are eighteen messages in a row and all her PMs are an extended essay that includes a closing statement and a thesis whose theme runs throughout. so, when she types, she really fucking types. and you gotta be prepared for an earful. eyeful since its on aim but whatever. so vanessa thinks that the people giving michael and adam points are clearly an alliance (one drink) but she thinks its different than just the canadians banding together as a clique, because she trusts zach too much and thinks he isn't dumb enough to do this. now, i'm not sure why she thinks zach would be DUMB to flip on a clearly sinking ship and find stable ground with a group of people he would easily defeat in finals. so, if zach is the flipper like adam and michael think, then he's being smart. but i don't think he's the flipper because lmao i am who gave michael half his points oops! i'm the flipper yall. but they don't expect it at all.


so let's see for that vanessa thing everything she says is a rant about someone so one drink and she got paranoid and complained so thats two annnnnd she also said she thought adam and godfrey were a duo and she wanted to target godfrey because of his closeness to adam. so that makes three drinks for her too!

honestly this is already getting me dizzy so i can just skip the part where pilar plays dumb and kevin acts like i'm his #1 bae and adam freaks out some more and michael calls out the canada alliance some more, and i can skip the part where jmac and i make an f2 as the two ppl who were closest to jackie or whatever (ok and as close as i was to jackie i don't for a second think she was ever gonna put our relationship before the game but if using her - negatively or positively - moves me forward, then so fuckin be it!) oh and i can definitely skip godfrey asking me to win hoh soon so we can fuck in the hoh bed and I CAN SKIP ANY ATTEMPT AT INTELLIGENT COMMUNICATION WITH CHARLOTTE 


but just know that in all of those accounts, about 13 more drinks piled up.

let's move into penny arriving for all of five minutes!


so, the enigma herself, she who cannot be found on aim, penny proud makes her way into the lines of communication to see she is nominated. she is not happy. she starts spouting off about the obvious nature of a canada alliance to target those in opposition to them (add a drink that she clearly got from michael!) and then... she leaves.


no goodbye. no be back later. just leaves.


this is penny for you guys. if you want a picture of what it's like to play with penny, just imagine someone who signs on for LITERALLY FIVE MINUTES to express ideas that CLEARLY ARE NOT HER OWN and then leaves mid convo. *after days of no communication* hello, i was told this and also i
that's it
that's all of penny's conversations.


but wait, that's not true. during this time where she was actually online, which truly was a shocking thing to begin with... she complained about someone else !!! WOOO DRINK TIME! she said in the middle of this that "wow now godfrey messages me for the first time in 8 days"


sounds like anyone you know, penny? :~))))

ok, again we are skipping ahead to pov results because until then it was pretty much just your typical tired old complaining about other people/other side/other shit.

so toss in several more drinks. probably 9 or 17 or something. can you feel your head anymore? no? i didn't think so.


so pov results happen and instantly michael, vanessa, and adam are freaking out - and yet, they keep reassuring me that they aren't worried about the votes. for a good two hours i was highly perplexed as to why they were yelling and accusing and shitstirring when they kept insisting we had the votes and they weren't worried.


well, first of all, we had nothing. that needs to be straightened out. i am my own woman. i am Aish, sometimes Aisha. i am not the frozen five minus jackie plus adam. i am not the aussie clique. i am not any of that. i am my own player first and foremost and that's what these people do not understand. while they are out there making enemies and talking about literally every cast member behind their back, i am befriending them. i am talking to them civilly, i am admitting when i am called out on things, i am open and not shit stirring. and that's what's gonna propel me in this game and leave the rest of them in the dust.


but that's beside the point. i'm ranting now. one drink for me.

that was slightly meta and i love it. anyway


after suffering through that for a while, they disperse to do their own thing or hit their heads on washing machines or something, i'm not really sure. but with them leaving we get pilar to come on and tell me absolutely nothing! she does her famous waiting an hour to respond thing, which maybe is her shtick, who knows! i can be a single mom, she can be bad at communication. seems valid enough! so after pilar takes an hour to reply, thirty minutes to reply, a record breaking 18 to reply, and another 2 and a half to reply.... i have received absolutely no information except that she's ready for the next hoh.


that's it.


first conversation that leads to no drinking whatsoever.


and it took a year to get through.



fucking sigh. anyway. kevin doesnt log on while i'm here, godfrey is never on, and a surprise guest known as penny comes online to say she hopes adam goes.


finally, someone i can have a civil conversation with! someone with some sense. yes, adam needs to go. he is a comp threat. he is passionately with vanessa and michael (and while he says he is passionately with me as well, the way he shittalks zach is worrisome,) and on top of that having him in the game only makes the "canadians" view us together, which is detrimental in every part of its implementation.


so we go over all that. about how if it ties she is definitely evicting adam. all that.


now please remember this. it'll come up later.


so then penny says pilar is telling her there're votes to get out adam. she won't name names though. and she won't confirm any reasoning. she just tells her that she has votes. penny tells me she doesn't think it's true, that she's bullshitting her. i agree, because despite her mild reign of terror the previous round i couldn't see pilar "having numbers" like it seems illogical. unless people nowadays trust those who take decades to respond to your messages, which i sure as hell don't.


i go to bed. thinking charlotte or penny will be getting the votes, but preferbly charlotte out of the two because at least penny doesn't act like a parody account. however, my optimal eviction this round is adam.


ok lets pause for a moment and imagine if my dice had made me vote adam and it was 5-3, the chaoossssss. THE CHAOSSSSS. in the end i am glad this is how it went down, but, just IMAGINE.


okay.


so.


next day.


eviction day.


eviction day and actual eviction day are DOOZIES! so, since i am leaving now to get margaritas, i will have to do those in a separate post after margaritas/survivor. but just know, they are LIVE AF! like literally. like i said earlier, most exciting period of time in a big brother org i have ever experienced. so, i'll give yall some time to digest this rich unloading of salt and tea before i give you your main course and your oh so sweet desserts. tuck your bib in babies cuz its gonna get messy.

[aisha]

I am actual drunk I will do part dos in manana annananana

[Campbellicious]

lolllllll

[aisha]

ok so i'm ditching the drinking gifs thing bc that takes too much effort lmao and besides its the next day i dont wanna turn yall into alcoholics like i am






but just know that by the end of this, you'd need one of these:






so, eviction results are posted. five minutes before results, zach, jmac, v, and michael all confirmed their votes were to evict charlotte. nobody else was online. results go up, weirdly everyone gets online (except penny) and instantly it is drama.

michael instantly, literally instantly, accuses zach of being the liar who voted adam, because obviously there's a huge canadian cult running the game and he's an idiot and playing both sides will get him taken out and yadda fuckin yadda, and then v jumps in on this train, and then jmac complains about why someone would lie about this bc it would be soooo dumbbbb.

now, during all this, i know for a fact it wasn't v or michael. they wear their hearts on their sleeves. they aren't minimally active like jmac and they aren't lacking emotional connections like zach so i'm almost entirely positive it can't be them. which does leave jmac and zach, and frankly i don't care which it is because i absolutely love the drama it's providing. kevin gets on and wont confirm who voted for who besides him and pilar. pilar gets on and i tell her im a little surprised about the vote, and she said why it should be obvious who voted who, then disappears again for a few centuries.

so, that doens't do much beyond confirm it's zach or jmac. zach if its a canada thing, jmac if its everyone who wasnt called out by jackie after her eviction.

so, i decide hey, i have finals deals with both of them. i'll extend an olive branch instead of actively ridiculing them like michael is doing. like literally his strategy of yelling at zach really doesn't seem like the smartest thing. so i tell both jmac and zach, hey if its you i wont be mad i just wish i'd known.

both confirm that they voted charlotte and just wanna know the truth.

here is where i decided jmac was the adam voter. as difficult it is to actively know who is lying online, zach seemed entirely more genuine whereas jmac just seemed like he was telling me what he thought i wanted to hear. and if he really knew me, he'd know i wanted to hear the truth. then he started casually talking about sports. which i don't give a shit about. which further instilled that i didn't give a shit about him.

godfrey gets on and apparently cusses vanessa out for all she is worth while telling me he wants to pound me in the hoh bed. very different forms of communication right there.

so, this starts the phase of the night where everyone is yelling about everyone else. kevin talks about zach, vanessa talks about godfrey, michael talks about jmac and zach and jackie, jmac talks about kevin. and all during this massive shittalk fest adam keeps assuring us that penny promised him he'd be safe if she had to break the tie. well, i knew differently. penny and i had that conversation about booting adam, remember? yeah.

so, after alllllll this:




penny finally gets on. the same time penny gets on, pilar finally replies. pilar says she thinks its obvious who voted adam based on the info jackie told her.

AHA! finally. i have confirmation its jmac. v and michael are finally letting up on zach, saying they believe him bc he couldn't be that stupid. so, while i never said it directly, i definitely agree that JMAC IS STUPID AF for lying about this lmao! it only made ppl more mad at him. v has literally quoted abi maria and said he's "dead to [her]" like lmao

anyway

penny then apologizes to me but she's gonna have to evict adam bc he's with the alliance.

ok 1. adam was never in an alliance with me

2.  penny we LITERALLY DISCUSSED DOING THIS YESTERDAY!!!! this is why i wanted yall to remember this bc PENNY IS DUMB AF AND FORGETS THE ONE, LITERALLY ONE CONVERSATION WE HAD THE DAY BEFORE

THE DAY BEFOOOOOORE

so, when penny tells me that, i'm like "...girl" and she admits to bein an idiot, but at least she isn't as big of an idiot as jmac, amirite?

i'm right, i know.

so, penny evicts adam, and she tells them and they freak out and curse her out and cry about it, and there's a group chat where everyone (and by everyone i mean v and michael repeatedly) tells adam how great he is and how he doesn't deserve to go. yadda yadda ya. adam tells me to kick some ass for him, and i agree to it with a cute little heart bc i guess he has no idea this is the exact outcome i wanted. not just him leaving but the absolute upheaval of the hierarchy of this game. it makes me moist.

so, after all this, i go back to talking to kevin and pilar. i had already confirmed the alliance thing to them, but i made sure they knew i wasn't really invested in it and it was just a group chat i was pulled into and didn't ever raelly agree to. pilar told me how she valued my honesty bc the others beat around the bush and lied about it but i was straight up with her. ya girl got game.

so, after literally everyone in the house confirms they aren't after me (except godfrey who is busy attacking v still) i smile and sit back and relax. they're all gonna go after each other and unless i'm caught playing full middle i'm gonna be fine for a while. i'll let v and michael think i'm passionately with them, i'll let jmac think i still believe him (even tho he's been cofnirmed as the liar and has even confessed it to V.... just not me alol), i'll let pilar and kevin think i don't want anything to do with the v/michael grouping. i'll let them all think what they wanna think.

for as long as i can.

if i'm being targeted right now, it's definitely fooling me because everyone has on that face that they show their puppy. yknow, you're cute and i'll never stop loving you even if you fuck my shit up face? that's the face everyone gives me.

and i love it.

[aisha]

as a disclaimer i would like to make it known that i absolutely LOVE every person in this cast besides godfrey and jmac and to an extent pilar. despite their wimpish levels of actvity, charlotte and penny are still cute and fun to talk to, and kevin is a bae who says he still wants me in the end with him and thinks no one will suspect us being together. despite me complaining about vanessa and michael a lot, i still value them as humans and think they're absolute sweethearts and loyal as fuck.

i don't love godfrey, he's cool but he's actually never here and apparently an asshole, so. and i don't love jmac bc he made a f2 with me and broke it within a die and i don't fuck with ppl who needlessly lie to me repeatedly. no reason for that.

and pilar is cool and we actually got some game talk accomplished but idk her like at all lolll. who is she. where is she from. is she actually a robot with no heart? time will tell

[aisha]

PILAR IS RESPONDING WITHIN FIVE MINITES

SHT WITHIN TWO MINUTES

THIS COULD BE AN EVENTFUL NIGHT

[aisha]

o so last night pili was all "jackie lowkey has been nominated" and i was all "who zach??" and she went into this whole thing about zach playing both sides and breaking their alliance and stuff and how she wants to get everyone playing the middle out

so then she suggests that we come together, play the middle and go back and forth getting out... the people playing the way she wants us to play

?? where did you find these ppl kat and shir this is a strange as shit cast and i'm not complaining but i'm so >??><?? about it at all hours of the day

[aisha]

also ha godfrey finally messages me back after three days and its when i'm asleep and all he says is yo hahah cool ha! great job godfrey ur social game is SICK man

[kaitlin]

need more paranoid party eps

[aisha]

hello I'm paranoid at a party does that count keri